You Talking to Me?
“She flees from those who talk a lot about her.” — Alicia Partnoy
Nocturnal Manhattan — deprived of starlight.
I’m a zombie in my yellow cab’s front seat
numb with fatigue, spinning my tired tires
on Lexington, like a brain-fried automaton.
A frumpy, humped-back woman hails me.
Stopping on a dime — an inch from her
orthopedic shoes; she stuffs her wide ass
in the backseat of the Crown Victoria
bellowing: “Port Authority.” We cruise
west on East 39th, rumbling to the beleaguered
bus station. Out of boredom, I pipe up:
“Do you live in Jersey?” Like a snarling
witch, she shrieks: “It’s none of your business!”
Offended by her snotty insouciance,
I retort: “Got lots of friends down in Camden —
thought we might travel in the same circles.”
At that she snaps: “STOP THE CHAT AND DRIVE!”
I think to myself: Am I just a mere robot?
Is there a law against a cabbie
shooting the breeze with a passenger?
In the darkness of sinister midnight, I
deliver this grumpy —— (rhymes with itch)
to her hellish destination. She swipes
her credit card, slams the door with fury
as I take a verbal swipe at her.
Rolling down my side window, I shout:
“Lady, you deserve the Port Authority!”
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Davidson Garrett is a poet, actor, and retired New York City yellow taxi driver. He trained for the theater at The American Academy of Dramatic Arts and is a member of SAG-AFTRA and Actors
’ Equity. A graduate of The City College of New York, he is the author of the poetry collection,
King Lear of the Taxi. His new poetry collection,
Arias of a Rhapsodic Spirit, is forthcoming from Kelsay Books. Davidson is a member of the PEN America Worker Writers School.
www.davidsongarrett.com